Well the idea of proms has hit the UK in full force now. Seen by many to be a night when getting laid is a foregone conclusion I see it as just a night when I can go home and chill safe in the knowledge that it's one party I don't have to hear about the next day. However the female contigent of my friends don't see it the same way as me. I know they are going all out to get me there. Sorry ladies but it isn't gonna work. I'm not going. If anyone thinks it's because I can't get a date I assure you that is not the case. Go on, find someone who wants to go with me. Not someone who feels pity, not someone you pay, not someone reluctant. Someone who just wants to enjoy my company and isn't gonna be screaming for cock at the end of the night. If you can really find someone like that then I might consider it but until then I'm staying here.
Getting laid isn't a big thing for me anymore. To be honest I don't consider it important. In my current state of mind I wouldn't be unhappy if I died a virgin, I would have been spared the fears and worries that plague everyone else. I'm not gonna go out with someone for the size of their tits, what the hell is the point of that? That's why I quit regular porn a long time ago, it's just not important.
Man I'm gonna get some stick for this one.
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