onheilmagneet
boys will be boys.... always much talkin .. little action...
njsykora
I resent that statement......true though.
onheilmagneet
hahah.. lol....
sorry. no offense
( i like boys... bu still.. )
njsykora
But then there are the jocks. Under E cup need not apply.
onheilmagneet
E is kinda big ... what ever would you do with those things?
Kikomi
I guess, we can all pretty much guess it
njsykora
I can't. I don't quite get what the facination is. (note - this is back in June)
onheilmagneet
me neither...
ok.so them things are kinda soft..which is nice.. but besides that?
At this point this part of the conversation died. Then people started to come out with some real gems.
Hikaru
Stay at home and masturbate.
That's about all you'll be able to accomplish by asking most of the people here
(note - Hikaru lists his location as "A Catgirl's Underwear Drawer")
Just when the thread got back on topic again we got this masterstroke.
Naziar99
Here is a quick dating tip for all you guys out there who need help from the Naziar.
Here is a good way to have a successful date.
First ask the girl her name.
No matter what she says you reply
How it rolls off the tongue. Like sweet spring rain. Kissing the plump ripe skin of a nectarine, as it begs to be plucked
Once you have made your introduction in this manner you will get sex. No matter how stupid you are the rest of the date that first impretion will assure that you get sex and many other dates if you desire them.
I have tried this several times with success and have yet to not get the sex while implementing this dating tactic.
Long term relationships (over 15 dates) of your normal stupidness will result in a new impression of you not based on your first amazing introduction and you'll prlly get dumped after that.
A way to ruin a first date if you desire to is to say this
Would you like some of my sex
This has always failed to get the sex and second date. Use it to get rid of fat and/or ugly and other undesirable dates.
The moral of this story? Ask people online for dating tips. You'll get years worth of sig material.
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