So caught up in great music and sex toys was I that I forgot about Cookie.
You Don't Know Jack May 1st 2007
Category: Let's All Go To The Lobbyist
Score: $3,581
Rank: 14th
You Don't Know Jack May 2nd 2007
Category: All I Wanna Do Is Wipe My Bum
Score: $1,111
Rank: LAST
In other news, I'm giving up my morals and joining Second Life. I'll be seeing for myself what its actually like having read the horror stories.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Albums Of The Month: May
Bugger me is it May already? Let's see what audio delights are unleashed this month.
7th May
Manic Street Preachers - Send Away The Tigers
Elliot Smith - New Moon
Fountains Of Wayne - Traffic And Weather
The Thrills - Teenager
14th May
Linkin Park - Minutes To Midnight
Funeral For A Friend - Tales Don't Tell Themselves
The Maccabees - Colour It In
1990s - Cookies
21st May
The Cribs - Men's Needs, Women's Needs, Whatever
The Used - Lies For The Liars
Maroon 5 - It Won't Be Soon Before Long
28th May
The Pigeon Detectives - Wait For Me
Chris Cornell - Carry On
Marilyn Manson - Eat Me, Drink Me
Mumm-Ra - These Things Move In Threes
The Coral - TBA
Next Month
The likes of Biffy Clyro, The White Stripes, Paramore, Velvet Revolver, Smashing Pumpkins, Calvin Harris, The Polyphonic Spree, Simian Mobile Disco and Editors populate the list.
7th May
Manic Street Preachers - Send Away The Tigers
Elliot Smith - New Moon
Fountains Of Wayne - Traffic And Weather
The Thrills - Teenager
14th May
Linkin Park - Minutes To Midnight
Funeral For A Friend - Tales Don't Tell Themselves
The Maccabees - Colour It In
1990s - Cookies
21st May
The Cribs - Men's Needs, Women's Needs, Whatever
The Used - Lies For The Liars
Maroon 5 - It Won't Be Soon Before Long
28th May
The Pigeon Detectives - Wait For Me
Chris Cornell - Carry On
Marilyn Manson - Eat Me, Drink Me
Mumm-Ra - These Things Move In Threes
The Coral - TBA
Next Month
The likes of Biffy Clyro, The White Stripes, Paramore, Velvet Revolver, Smashing Pumpkins, Calvin Harris, The Polyphonic Spree, Simian Mobile Disco and Editors populate the list.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Sex Toys
Not a euphamism, or any sort of unrelated and humourous post title. This post is actually about sex toys, more specifically the scary variety I've found. I got sent a link to this site this morning, its the website of a sex shop in Halifax, Nova Scotia (Canada) and contains a lot of information about the subject. Here's what I've found out.
Vibrators
Vibrators can be used externally and internally, though anal specific vibrators generally have a base on them to stop them getting stuck in the anus. If a vibrator is intended for both vaginal and anal use it must be made of silicone or used with a condom. People starting out with a vibrator should buy a multi-speed one as some people find a high speed numbing or painful. Silicone is the best material as it retains heat and can be boiled for better cleaning. Other materials like rubber can be harder to clean because of their porous nature and also whiff a bit.
Dildos
A lot of the dildo information is the same as the vibrator stuff but there's a lot more emphasis on shape, a lot of the information is about choosing the size. Materials like silicone are generally a bit less pliable than their fleshy counterparts so you should allow for a little bit less 'give'. Dildos are measured first by insertable length, not counting the base or fake balls and then by the width which is given in diameter (from one side to the other in a straight line) from the widest point.
Anal
Apparantly there are 4 things anal toys are designed to provide in terms of feelings. First is the opening and closing feeling, so that wonderful feeling of getting freaking ripped apart. Second is the feeling of fullness (one of my favourite fanfics describes it as 'succulent'). Third is friction when going in and out, helped along by lube. Finally is stimulation of the g-spot or prostate gland, everyone should know where this is and if they don't know they should find out. Anal dildos and vibrators are characterised (as I mentioned earlier) by the flared base on the bottom to stop it slipping all the way inside and getting lost. While dildos and vibrators can be used anally there are 2 categories designed especially for the 'unnatural' method of entry. First is the buttplug, these are designed to be left in and are usually wider in the middle before thinning out towards the base to aid this. Don't be fooled by those scary pictures of buttplugs that are flat just before the base, most of them thicken up before gradually thinning out in the same way. The difference here is that some go flat during the thickening and others are more curved to follow the natural shape of the rectum. Second are anal beads, simply put these are strings of balls that can be inserted as far as necessary and then pulled out. Their main use is to allow for that feeling of fullness without constantly pressurising the ring itself. Some beads come in a more dildo-like form though, with the dildo bulging at various points to form the impression of beads. In general most anal bead sets will have 4-6 beads on them.
Before we move on, who's surprised that that was the longest bit so far?
Lube
Its wonderful stuff, makes everything slippery and can have warming properties. There are a lot of different chemicals that go into various lubes that have various effects like making the lube go sticky or triggering allergies. The three main types though are water-based (can dry up), silicone-based (dangerous with silicone toys) and oil-based (which eats latex, which is what condoms are made of).
Power Play
Or bondage, BDSM and its various other names. Consists of a few different sections, first is domination which involves making your partner sub-servient to your every need. Flaggelation which involves whips, slapping and even tickling. Masochism as well which is for people who enjoy actual, real pain. The one I'm most interested in though is rope play, this is basically tying knots in a rope that's binding your partner so that every movement applies pressure to their body. This in turn makes them move away from the pressure by instinct and straight into another point. Again my interest in this was spurred by a fanfic.
Boy's Toys
Not talking about anal stuff here, this is all about stuff to be used on the twig and giggleberries themselves. First in this category is cock rings (otherwise known as a 'Prince Albert' for some reason), these are small plastic or rubber rings that are put on the penis at the base to restrict bloodflow. This can have two major effects, first it can prolong an erection as the blood is prevented from flowing back into the body once its done in the penis. Second it can heighten the pleasure of an orgasm as the cum is forced past the barrier of the ring at a much higher velocity than usual, therefore the rushing feeling of ejaculation is greater. Second comes the wank sleeves, these are made almost exclusively of latex as its the only material that is pliable enough to make it safe as silicone is far too hard. They will gradually lose their grip and tightness but this will be massively accellerated if they're used with an oil-based lube.
That's it everyone, enjoy this new found knowledge and shop safely.
All the information adapted from the Venus Envy website.
www.venusenvy.ca
Vibrators
Vibrators can be used externally and internally, though anal specific vibrators generally have a base on them to stop them getting stuck in the anus. If a vibrator is intended for both vaginal and anal use it must be made of silicone or used with a condom. People starting out with a vibrator should buy a multi-speed one as some people find a high speed numbing or painful. Silicone is the best material as it retains heat and can be boiled for better cleaning. Other materials like rubber can be harder to clean because of their porous nature and also whiff a bit.
Dildos
A lot of the dildo information is the same as the vibrator stuff but there's a lot more emphasis on shape, a lot of the information is about choosing the size. Materials like silicone are generally a bit less pliable than their fleshy counterparts so you should allow for a little bit less 'give'. Dildos are measured first by insertable length, not counting the base or fake balls and then by the width which is given in diameter (from one side to the other in a straight line) from the widest point.
Anal
Apparantly there are 4 things anal toys are designed to provide in terms of feelings. First is the opening and closing feeling, so that wonderful feeling of getting freaking ripped apart. Second is the feeling of fullness (one of my favourite fanfics describes it as 'succulent'). Third is friction when going in and out, helped along by lube. Finally is stimulation of the g-spot or prostate gland, everyone should know where this is and if they don't know they should find out. Anal dildos and vibrators are characterised (as I mentioned earlier) by the flared base on the bottom to stop it slipping all the way inside and getting lost. While dildos and vibrators can be used anally there are 2 categories designed especially for the 'unnatural' method of entry. First is the buttplug, these are designed to be left in and are usually wider in the middle before thinning out towards the base to aid this. Don't be fooled by those scary pictures of buttplugs that are flat just before the base, most of them thicken up before gradually thinning out in the same way. The difference here is that some go flat during the thickening and others are more curved to follow the natural shape of the rectum. Second are anal beads, simply put these are strings of balls that can be inserted as far as necessary and then pulled out. Their main use is to allow for that feeling of fullness without constantly pressurising the ring itself. Some beads come in a more dildo-like form though, with the dildo bulging at various points to form the impression of beads. In general most anal bead sets will have 4-6 beads on them.
Before we move on, who's surprised that that was the longest bit so far?
Lube
Its wonderful stuff, makes everything slippery and can have warming properties. There are a lot of different chemicals that go into various lubes that have various effects like making the lube go sticky or triggering allergies. The three main types though are water-based (can dry up), silicone-based (dangerous with silicone toys) and oil-based (which eats latex, which is what condoms are made of).
Power Play
Or bondage, BDSM and its various other names. Consists of a few different sections, first is domination which involves making your partner sub-servient to your every need. Flaggelation which involves whips, slapping and even tickling. Masochism as well which is for people who enjoy actual, real pain. The one I'm most interested in though is rope play, this is basically tying knots in a rope that's binding your partner so that every movement applies pressure to their body. This in turn makes them move away from the pressure by instinct and straight into another point. Again my interest in this was spurred by a fanfic.
Boy's Toys
Not talking about anal stuff here, this is all about stuff to be used on the twig and giggleberries themselves. First in this category is cock rings (otherwise known as a 'Prince Albert' for some reason), these are small plastic or rubber rings that are put on the penis at the base to restrict bloodflow. This can have two major effects, first it can prolong an erection as the blood is prevented from flowing back into the body once its done in the penis. Second it can heighten the pleasure of an orgasm as the cum is forced past the barrier of the ring at a much higher velocity than usual, therefore the rushing feeling of ejaculation is greater. Second comes the wank sleeves, these are made almost exclusively of latex as its the only material that is pliable enough to make it safe as silicone is far too hard. They will gradually lose their grip and tightness but this will be massively accellerated if they're used with an oil-based lube.
That's it everyone, enjoy this new found knowledge and shop safely.
All the information adapted from the Venus Envy website.
www.venusenvy.ca
Sickness
I feel really ill right now, like I'm about to throw up. I think I'll go and lie down in a minute.
You Don't Know Jack Episode 9
Score: $192
Rank: 204th
Abysmal
You Don't Know Jack Episode 9
Score: $192
Rank: 204th
Abysmal
Sickness
I feel really ill right now, like I'm about to throw up. I think I'll go and lie down in a minute.
You Don't Know Jack Episode 9
Score: $192
Rank: 204th
Abysmal
You Don't Know Jack Episode 9
Score: $192
Rank: 204th
Abysmal
Saturday, April 28, 2007
The Great Shaving Experiment - Day 8
Both patches are smooth, a few little bumps appearing on the bladeless razor side but they aren't itching. The spatula side has got visible hairs growing already.
A larger area has been done with the bladeless razor, that's the one I want to investigate more.
A larger area has been done with the bladeless razor, that's the one I want to investigate more.
Friday, April 27, 2007
CDs and Cream
Holy crap its nearly Albums of the Month time again.
Today I picked up 3 CDs, the new Arctic Monkeys LP (it wipes the floor with WPSIATWIN), Nerina Pallot's Fires (which I've been after for ages) and the new issue of Uncut. This month's playlist is all about the new generation of Americana. Americana's one of those musical concepts that I just don't get, like MOR or metal.
I also got my 2 sets of hair removal cream in the mail. One is a normal cream with aloe vera and the other is a bladeless razor. I've done the same test I did a little while ago, the immediate results are superb but we'll see if that lasts.
Today I picked up 3 CDs, the new Arctic Monkeys LP (it wipes the floor with WPSIATWIN), Nerina Pallot's Fires (which I've been after for ages) and the new issue of Uncut. This month's playlist is all about the new generation of Americana. Americana's one of those musical concepts that I just don't get, like MOR or metal.
I also got my 2 sets of hair removal cream in the mail. One is a normal cream with aloe vera and the other is a bladeless razor. I've done the same test I did a little while ago, the immediate results are superb but we'll see if that lasts.
The Great Shaving Experiment - Day 7
THE WEEK!! Yes we've hit the week mark at last. Now the shaving is over and my razors will no doubt be relieved. We're onto more sophisticated methods of removing the hair now, the hair removal creams.
Both legs are rapidly recovering now, the red spots are starting to disappear and the itching is subsiding.
You Don't Know Jack April 27th 2007
Category: Let Milo Open The Door
Score: $1,381
Rank: 166th
Both legs are rapidly recovering now, the red spots are starting to disappear and the itching is subsiding.
You Don't Know Jack April 27th 2007
Category: Let Milo Open The Door
Score: $1,381
Rank: 166th
Thursday, April 26, 2007
An Appeal
I'm normally a very mild mannered person, its very rare for me to get really angry at anyone but can someone put their soul on hold, sign up to Bebo and give this moron closet case a kick up the ass please?
An Idiot Who Blocked Me For No Reason
An Idiot Who Blocked Me For No Reason
The Great Shaving Experiment - Day 6
Both legs rather benign and normal. The shaving phase is marked as a full blown failure though, next phase is the hair removal creams. More on that when it starts.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)