Celebrity Wrestling: Week 2

Time for a round up of what's been happening this week in Celebrity Wrestling.

Midweek
Disaster struck for the Warriors as Mark Speight broke his hand during Murderball training. He was informed by the doctor that he wouldn't be able to compete for the rest of the tournament and the Warriors had to bring in their reserve, Lee Sharpe. Other injuries included the full flaring up for Oliver Skeete's shoulder which he hurt in his match against James Hewitt.

Match Night
Round 1 saw Leilani Dowding for the Crusaders taking on Annabel Croft for the Warriors. Annabel completely dominated Sumo Slam right from the start winning easily 2-0. In Ram Rod Annabel again took a win but Leilani showed her determination but admitted to coach D-Lo afterwards that she wasn't giving it 100%. Finally in desperate need of a point Leilani showed what she could do destroying Annabel 4-0 with ease in Chain Reaction.

Round 2 was Iwan Thomas taking on new boy Lee Sharpe. When faced with the Masked Celebrity in Gate Crash Iwan's speed and reaction time helped to earn him an easy 2-0 victory, a feat not matched by Lee who went down 1-0 to another footballer, masked celebrity John Fashanu. Smart in the tuxes for Rip Wrestling both men showed cautiousness and defence but it was Iwan who took the point after just under 2 minutes. Like his Crusaders teammate Leilani Lee was now needing a point badly. His chance came with Armed and Dangerous. Despite Warriors coach Joe Legend's complaints it was Lee who took the game 2-0.

Round 3 gave Warrior Kate Lawler the chance to settle a score against Crusader Michelle Heaton. These 2 had been winding each other up all week and now were ready to tear each other's heads off. Kate drew first blood winning Wrecking Ball 3-2 and drew second blood winning Murderball 1-0. As the cage came down for Power Lift the Crusaders were defending a whitewash for the 3rd time in a row. An immense amount of grappling finally saw Kate take all 3 points lifting 9st of struggling Michelle Heaton clean off the ground to give the Warriors a massive lead. A fact not taken kindly by D-Lo Brown as the coaches clashed after the fight eventually being pulled apart by Warriors Marc Bannerman and Oliver Skeete.

Scores
After this week the Crusaders' lead has been eradicated.
Crusaders - 8
Warriors - 11

With everyone having fought now we can look at the individual leaderboards.
Men
James Hewitt - 2
Iwan Thomas - 2
Jeff Brazier - 2
Oliver Skeete - 1
Lee Sharpe - 1
Marc Bannerman - 1

Women
Kate Lawler - 3
Jenny Powell - 2
Victoria Silvestedt - 2
Annabel Croft - 2
Leilani Dowding - 1
Michelle Heaton - 0

Next Week
Friendly fire, James Hewitt takes on massive Marc Bannerman.
Model rivalry, Leilani Dowding vs Victoria Silvestedt
Badly proportioned, Jeff Brazier has a go at Iwan Thomas.

Gameshow Connections?

A chain of people link these gameshows but who links what?

Carnal Knowledge
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Scrapheap Challenge
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Grudge Match
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Catchphrase
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Jungle Run
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Ask The Family

So who goes where? Here are the 5 presenters who fill in the gaps. You try and work out who links what.

Domonic Wood
Nick Weir
Rober Llewellyn
Chris Jarvis
Lisa Rogers

There's Nothing We Can't Do

WE DID IT!! 50,000,000 downloads of Firefox 1.0

Major thanks to everyone who's downloaded through the Firefox button in the sidebar. You really have made me feel involved with this. They said we couldn't compete against Microsoft. What do those people say now?

Unshakable Feeling

I really, really want to start w00tworld Hentai. My collection size has skyrocketed recently and I'm feeling for it the same I was feeling when I first found it on the OCR forums. Added to that the fact that no-one listens to my hentai related posts on here anyway means I might as well put them somewhere on their own.

Must go, I'm expecting a monster yaoi drop in my inbox later. Look it up. I'm promised that this variant is unique.

FYI
Yes I bleeding know what yaoi is.

Pwnage

Spotted this on the Keshi Heads forum.

St Wankered Institute for the Terminally Stressed

I need to write this Romeo and Juliet thing today. Its the only piece of coursework I still need to do.

In other news Super Size Me is on tonight so make sure you watch.

Final Score

Liverpool - 0
Chelsea - 0

Its all down to Anfield now. We have to destroy Jose's ego at home.

Vintage NJ

There's a 'new' review around. Its actually one of my old PaletteSwap reviews but its also the first review I ever did.

Fine Again

Music: The Offspring - Original Prankster
21 Days Until E3 2005

Problem identified. My looming German oral exam was winding me up more than I thought. Sorry to everyone for being so cranky recently. Something else has cheered me up anyway. Coming home to see my beautiful memory card on my desk. My Cube looks right again.

Back to Square One

22 Days Until E3 2005

No matter how much better I feel there's always something on the net to make me blindingly upset again. Maybe I'm just unlucky. I find it really hard to have a decent time when I'm like this.

Celebrating the first short post in some time.